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(no subject) [Aug. 7th, 2007|06:35 pm]
I do the devil's work
OK I dont know who reads this still but I should post up...

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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2007|09:53 pm]
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Ok so i have not updated this motherfucker for a millenia. (And this is because Girlie pointed this out that I was made aware of this.) But here we are. A friday night. And I decide to -- of all things, jump on livejournal and impart to thee, the very mundane daily recount of ben's quite mundane day. Now I'm here on a Friday night, the townhouse COMPLETELY devoid of any Samuys or Mendozas. No.. no no no.. only a Deguzman who -- sadly enough, did not really have anything momentous to do tonight and therefore took this..

No really.

I took a picture.

Of myself.

Like a 16 year old girl who swims in the ocean of narcissism as she broadcasts something unintelligent in the void we call myspace or facebook. Now THAT, my children.. that is boredom at it's best. But what of I? I find myself brain fried. Only because the 9 to 5 (10 to 7, specifically) calls that I have James Bond reloading his gun.

No. Really.

That's what I was doing all day. I was making James Bond reload his gun.

No, I was animating him, you daff. I wasn't in make-believe land.

And.. I'm also watching Pirates 2 on cable. Now, take in mind, I thought this movie was horrid. Particularly because it was like 5 hours fucking long and really made me --at the time of viewing-- look at my cell phone to see exactly how long I've wasted watching it. And a year later, I watched Pirates 3 to feel the exact something.. only that I actually watched it ONLINE and STILL checked my cell phone to see how long I wasted in front of the computer to watch complete and utter trash. Pirates 3 is SO bad, it made Spider-Man 3 look like a masterpiece. And that, my dear people, is Ben's friday night.. sad as it is.. it almost comforts me that I can laugh at it and make merry and be content and be at ease and love life and do the dew and sound the trumpets. And that is that. OK.. well, I apologize if this entry really doesn't get anywhere.. it's kind of a fluke thing that I even decided to log into this motherfucker.

My children.. my children. Be hella good to eachother. And don't forget that we are only what the media defines us as.

And that I'm working on this...

recognize this? No? Oh you bastards. It's a work in progress. Just wait. It'll be pure love. Adieu, my children.. hopefully saturday will be a little more productive. And at least on Sunday I know I have dim sum with the homegirls. Night.
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2007|10:32 am]
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(no subject) [Jan. 17th, 2007|11:25 am]
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Hey can everyone do me a favor and tell all your co-workers... and people at the mall... and people at the bar...


Jesus Christ! If I hear "Very naaaace" again I'm going to slit my own throat.

It's getting as bad as the whole "waaazzaaaaaap" period (a very dark period of our age)... and the "I'm Rick James Bitch!" fake-bronze age.

Anyway. Sorry, my message for the day.

Is this mic on?
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(no subject) [Jan. 4th, 2007|04:52 pm]
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This one's for Jenita...

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(no subject) [Nov. 27th, 2006|06:08 pm]
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Haha I had to write this down. This was easily the funniest moment in Thanksgiving history.

I was sitting with my two oldest girl cousins, talking about relationships. To our dismay, we realized the three of us were on a bad streak. "Yeah I broke up with so-and-so last year..." said Reese, "and to make things worse, I own a house with him. But wait.. Lana.. aren't you still with so-and-so?"

Lana shakes her head. "No I broke up with him last month. Didn't see myself marrying him... but same thing. We own a house together..."

"Holy crap we got some issues!"

So crap, we thought... who IS getting married next out of the cousins? What about Michael? Michael shakes his head. Ummm.. Ali? Ali shakes her head and replies, "no I was off and on with so-and-so for 2 years but we're not together anymore." And then my sister shakes her head.

And then we realized... holy crap we're ALL SINGLE. Mar calls over my auntie and uncle, and calls out "OHMYGOD... ALL THE GRANDKIDS are single! LOOK! Single *point* single *point* single *point* single *point* single *point* OHMYGOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?"

Then my Auntie B (an inlaw -- married my Dad's brother) ovehears and walks over. "You know what's wrong with you [Deguzmans]? I'll tell you. You're STUBBORN. You're HARD TO PLEASE. And you're NOT FLEXIBLE."

Haha we were all WHOA! PERSONAL!

Then Ali (aka the homecoming queen of the family) in true Deguzman fashion says "well it's not OUR fault no one is good enough for us!"

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (says the room full of stubborn Deguzman kids)

I come in with "Ok well I know I'm flexible though. Stubborn I can see. I know whenever I get into a fight, I don't back down. You back down Reese?"
"I don't either."
"Oh God no."
"Yeah I could be completely WRONG and I know I don't back down."

Still trying to figure out what exactly is wrong with the Deguzman kids. I mean, aside from me, they're all tall and model-looking. Then during dinner, Reese asks Lana if she cooks. She says no.

"Wait.. Reese do you cook?"
"No. Benlee?"
"No... HOLY CRAP! Michael doesn't cook either"
Auntie-B: "Yeah that's another thing. You have to be CATERED to!"

HAHA.. I love my fam

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My cousin and I

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The grandkids + grandpops
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(no subject) [Aug. 20th, 2006|05:54 pm]
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Last weekend. Sea-town.
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I do not know why I strike a pose. No this is not one of the 'Kinjamin' poses. I'm not pointing at anything.

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With bitten fingers, Ben rubs Buddha Belly

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Man aint no host like Seattle hosts

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Darv and Adobo

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Stace and Solomon
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(no subject) [Aug. 10th, 2006|09:29 am]
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Bathala Bathala free us from this jinx that we have placed on ourselves...

We are your servants that have mocked what is and what will forever be sacred...

Forgive us our levity, we four who know the sanctity of bond but in our insolence mocked it...

We implore you Bathala, deliver us gods unto the light of your love...

For the earth and its creatures and the cycle of nature, amen.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2006|10:05 am]
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Holy SHIT. I have to announce that...

THERE IS SOME CRAZY FUCKIN SHIT GOING DOWN IN THIS WORLD. Just when you thought all the crazy drama in the 20's was bad.. holy shit the 30's can be so much worse.



...I guess I DON'T do the devil's work..

Ok and in a completely unrelated note...

Arleh now comes with Decepticon enhancements:

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(no subject) [Jul. 7th, 2006|12:55 pm]
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Guess where I was at this past week..
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But first.. @Shaolin.. look! Audrey's really pregnant! (congrats girl)
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@Dragonflys, I came with...
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@Dragonflys, we all...
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@Paquito? @Parasol? @Pakistan? @Whatever the fuckin club's name was...
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@Hopkee, my psuedo-mother Donna showing love...
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@Hopkee, Phil and Gail showing love (with Jayce and Donna dazed)
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@Hopkee, I miss Rissah =(
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And then yesterday I came back to LA. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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